The difference between Ryan and Shane’s instagram bios will never not be funny to me

I don’t know what’s going on here but I’m in

girls night

mr evil man: im going to kill you! hahaha 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

terrified woman: ahhhhhh!!!!!

the sauropods outside:

hey what are they doing

This is the funniest thing I've seen all day.

i’m looking through some scooby doo costumes and i just-

WHAT’S WRONG WITH HIM

Goncharov Lore Thus Far, based on the top tumblr post results

• Main cast are Goncharov himself, his wife Katya (née Michailov), and Andrey 
• One side character is named Mario Ambrosini. He is described as a “sad boi” and is involved in gambling. 
• Set in Naples and involving a drug ring/mafia. The plot seems to involve Russian organized crime attempting to get a foothold in Italy. 
• There is a Boat Scene. Katya survives via resourcefulness. 
• Andrey and Goncharov have a substantial amount of homoeroticism. Andrey also has an internet in Katya. This forms a true love triangle. 
• At some point, Katya threatens to shoot Goncharov. This is framed as a Girlboss Moment. 
• There is also a Beer Bottle Scene. 
• Katya fakes her death. 

Me and "The Fonz" at the premiere of Goncharov (1973) at Grauman's Chinese Theatre.